Why a dictionary?

Because sometimes I, Cyndiana, use phrases that leave many perplexed.  It is habitual, so I offer here some of my most commonly used phrases (and some other, funny, R+ based ones!) for your own use, and for clarification.  Some, well, MANY of the definitions will feature links to pics for further definition.  After viewing each pic, click your browser's back button to return to this page.

THE DICTIONARY

BANGIN' LIKE DOOM (bang-in l-eye-k du-um): VERB

Euphemism for enjoyable sexual intercourse.

USE:  "The way my neighbors were carrying on, I just knew they had to be BANGIN' LIKE DOOM."

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BLASTING TWINKIE (blass-ting tween-kee): VERB

Could be used as a euphemism for fellatio, but is most often used to describe a man who displays blatant homosexual behavior while either denying or simply not declaring his homosexuality.

USE:  "He might play football, but his wrist is a little limp when he throws that ball!  He's defnitely BLASTING TWINKIE."

Photographic definition: HERE

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BLATZED (bla-tsd): state-of-being VERB

To be both high on a drug (usually illegal) and drunken on alcohol.

USE:  "God, after smoking that joint and knocking back 5 beers, I was BLATZED!"

Photographic definition: HERE

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CAR BOMB (kar-bom): VERB

To eschew a date with a woman to "hang out with the boys".  Refers to the exploding car scene in the Du Hast video.

USE:  "When Joe stood Mary up, and she saw him at the sports bar, she knew she'd been CAR BOMBED."

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COW COAT (kow-cote): NOUN

An eternally embarrassing, and unforgivable fashion faux-pas.

USE:  "Susan knew the magenta stockings she had chosen to wear to the party would one day become her COW COAT."

Photographic definition: HERE

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DEF (def): DECLARATION

Short for "definitely".

USE:  "Bob needs to lay off the Mai-Tai's, DEF!"

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DOOMACONDA (du-mah-con-duh): NOUN

An exceptionally large male sex organ.

USE:  "When I first slept with my boyfriend, his DOOMACONDA was almost more than I could take!"

Photographic definition: HERE

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FLAKE DANCE O'JOY (flock-uh danz o joi): NOUN/VERB

An expression of extreme happiness, or the act of performing this expression.

USE:  "When I won the lottery, I burst out into my FLAKE DANCE O'JOY!"

Photographic definition: HERE

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FLAKENATE (flock-uh-nay-t): VERB

To make a wry comment that goes over the insulted person's head.

USE:  "When she told Frank some things were actually smaller than his mind, he just didn't get it.  He was FLAKENATED!"

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GRINNIN' DOOM (grin-in du-um): VERB

The act of displaying happiness likened to Schneider (Doom) after (supposedly or literally) having intercourse.

USE:  When he emerged from the bedroom, he was GRINNIN' DOOM!"

Photographic definition: HERE

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GRINNIN' PAULIE (grin-in paw-lee): VERB

A person displaying happiness likened to Paul (Landers) after doing something mischevious, and non-sexual.

USE:  "When I went to take a sip of my soda, and saw my brother GRINNIN' PAULIE, I knew he'd spit in it."

Photographic definition: HERE

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HARMLESS AS OLLI (harm-less az ol-ee): state-of-being VERB

The act of being something extremely harmless and unassuming.

USE:  "When the spider walked onto my hand, I noted its coloring and realized it was as HARMLESS AS OLLI."

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MEIN TEIL (m-eye-n tile): EXPRESSION

Used in place of "My God!" or "Oh my God!"

USE:  "The mess in my flat was so bad after the party, all I could do was stand there and shout MEIN TEIL!"

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OLLI TALE (ol-ee tayl): NOUN

Derivative of the phrase "tall tale", a fantastical, fictional story or account of an event.

USE:  "When he told me he was late because of traffic at 3 in the morning, I knew it was an OLLI TALE."

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PAULIEDOO (paw-lee du): NOUN

A chronically bad, regrettable haircut.

USE:  "My friend was nearly inconsolable after she'd spent $70 at the salon, and came out with a PAULIEDOO!"

Photographic definition: HERE

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REESHYBUNS (ree-shee-bunz): NOUN

Buttocks comparable to those of Richard Kruspe-Bernstein's.

USE:  "Wow, he's got a great set of REESHYBUNS!"

Photographic definition: HERE

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REESHYCAP (ree-shee kap): NOUN

Refers to the Bowler hat once worn by Richard in Rammstein's earlier days.  Said to be worn when thinking, a variation of the word "thinking cap".

USE:  "Where did I leave my keys?  I'll put on my REESHYCAP and try to remember..."

Photographic definition: HERE

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TILLYBEAR (till-ee bare): NOUN

A person who appears to be quite threatening, but is quite gentle and/or shy.

USE:  "People are so intimidated by my 350 lb husband, but what they don't know is that he is just a TILLYBEAR at heart."

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TILLSBURY-short for "Tillsbury Doughboy" (tillz-burr-ee/tillz-burr-ee doe-boy)-NOUN

A person who has "put on a few pounds/kilos".

USE:  "Is it just me, or is my boyfriend looking a bit TILLSBURY lately?"

Photographic definition: HERE

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More words/phrases to be added as either we think of them, or as they are so kindly submitted to us at meintieferlust@BonBon.net.