The MTL take on Rammstein's past fashion faux-pas!
Ok, we love our boys, and for the most part, they are pretty stylin'. But, every once in a while they make a style boo-boo. And we're waiting in the wings to get sarky about it! Check out these past Rammstein fashions!
All commentaries by:
Cyn (the filthy bitch)
Kitty Girl (the innocent kitten)
and
Val (everything in between)
(Warning: Some objectionable content. Not suitable for all ages. Reader discretion advised.)
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CYN:
Where to begin...
KITTY GIRL:
Um...Explosion in a 2nd hand shop?
CYN:
Sale at Codpieces R US?
VAL:
hahhahaha
KITTY GIRL:
Its deffo not cool, in Flake's case, to dress like a pair of 60's curtains O_O
CYN:
He looks like Clara Bow. O_o
VAL:
Poor Schneider....he looks so blue...I think it's because he's the only one that looks halfways decent
KITTY GIRL:
Cos the others look so happy...O_o
CYN
:Paul, lapels are slimming, but when you're thin, and SHORT...they just look silly!
KITTY GIRL:
Richy pulls off the hobo look well!
VAL:
A glittery silver pants wearing hobo >.<
CYN:
Why is that crow attacking Paul's knees?!
KITTY GIRL:
Crimes against nature O_O
VAL:
Hahaah! It's either a crow or he spilled his coffee on his knees....would explain his...disdainful expression.
KITTY GIRL:
...Or he got them out the trash >_>
CYN:
And Why does Till look like a drag queen? That shirt would be KILLER if he had cleavage!
KITTY GIRL:
Minus the hair...
VAL:
And tell me why did they put Olli 'between' Richard and Paul? it looks like a giant and his majical elf bodyguards!
A giant with no fashon sense....and a massive codpiece.
KITTY GIRL:
It's bravado.
CYN:
Or a massive...erm... ^^
VAL:
Ja like...the size of Richard's head...O_O
CYN:
And how in God's NAME is Flake the same height as Richard?
KITTY GIRL:
Flake's head shrunk... O_O
VAL:
Flake is 5 meters behind everyone.
CYN:
Ahhh. ^^
KITTY GIRL:
...and at 35 degree angle.
CYN:
So we all agree, awful, ja?
KITTY GIRL:
Hell ja! O_o
VAL:
And you're right...Till looks like a hooker from a hevvy metal comic...well minus the huge tits and all...
CYN:
*ROFL*
Ok, I think we're spent on this one.
VAL:
They're spent on it too...I mean, look at them!
....joy...
VAL:
I see London, I see France and if that pic was any closer...Richard's underpants... O_O
KITTY GIRL:
If he's wearin' any!
Look, it's WRONG Said Fred!
KITTY GIRL:
O_o M
ove yer guitar Richy!VAL:
Paul looks like a demented Billy Idol...
CYN:
I was thinking Annie Lennox...
VAL:
...On a bender.
KITTY GIRL:
LMFAO...T
his is why it's dangerous to get dressed in the dark...CYN:
Oh, I get it! Richard's doing one of those seaweed wrap things!
VAL:
Someone tell me why...? I mean, I know it's stage clothes but....a hat, coat and silver wrap-around just don't scream 'baddass' on stage...
CYN:
Oh, Richard's screamin' all right....SCREAMIN'....And ja, ass is part of it...
KITTY GIRL:
Maybe he thought he'd be manly, and make up for it by wearin' no underwear...
CYN:
I see white boxers...
I want to see pecker!VAL:
Makes me want to interview anyone who was in the front row!
CYN:
They're still in therapy.
VAL:
Paul gets off easy this time...well from the neck down.
CYN:
He's basically LaB Paulie...With Susan Powter's hair.
VAL:
LOL! S
top the insanity!CYN:
Ja, let's...
CYN:
Rammstein, everything comes together...BADLY!
VAL:
LOL Oh god....I mean look at Richard's eyebrows!!!
KITTY GIRL:
Hehe.."The rejects from Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' video auditions"...
CYN:
Till, the mime.
KITTY GIRL:
Zombie mime...
CYN:
Big, hulking, "I'll break your fucking face" mime.
KITTY GIRL:
Zombie mime!!!
VAL:
...and don't even mention Paul...
O_O
Some men can wear makeup...
some men can notCYN:
And some men, are just fucking hopeless...
KITTY GIRL:
Here is an example, a very good one, of why some can't...
CYN:
My Flake looks good, and Olli is hot...And Doomy's been rolling around in fireplace soot again.
VAL:
LOL! H
e's got that same strange, sleepy expression Richard has.....could it be he's fallen under the spell of those massive brows?CYN:
You will bow to the will of the brows! FEAAAAARRR THEM!
KITTY GIRL:
I fear Till...
VAL:
I don't blame ya!
*giggle*CYN:
Till's been at the powdered doughnuts again.
Indeed "everything comes together"....I just wish they wouldn't put on stage makeup in the dark.
CYN:
While drunk...and stoned...and retarded...
VAL:
Save for Flake...who does indeed shield his eyes from the horror!
CYN:
It's to hide the fear...
Some fear heights, he fears bad taste.KITTY GIRL:
...or hide the mess he made.
CYN:
Mebbie that's what's all over Till's face, Flake's...
VAL:
Ahhhhhh! *
hits Cyn with a clown hammer*CYN:
WAS? You know I'm right...
"Till likes bukake!"VAL:
Ewww...I prefer to think it's icing sugar.
KITTY GIRL:
O_O
CYN:
We'll just leave it at that...Agreed?
VAL:
Errr...ja...
KITTY GIRL:
Ja...
VAL:
*puts on Flake glasses*
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