Song Parodies

When you have no life, and a massive surplus of spare time, as I do, not to mention weird and eclectic musical tastes, it can only lead to destruction...or parodies...Well, we have parodies, anyway. We're fresh out of destruction.

Each parody has a link to either the lyrics page, or the all-new Parodioke™ page. On the Parodioke™ page, you'll not only have the lyrics, but a MIDI file of the song will play so you can sing along...you know, in case you have as little of a life as I do. >_>

The MIDI files are embedded into the page, and play on their own, but if you want to download them for offline Parodioke™ fun, you can find a list of them HERE.

For each of the Parodioke™ songs, I have downloaded the best possible midi files I could find. If you know of any better ones, or have made one yourself, please send it to phreekerchickie@yahoo.com. If the Parodioke™ link to a song is strikethrough, like ~~THIS~~, that means I have not yet found a midi file for that song. I BEG you, if you find a full-length, or can make a full-length, midi for that song, please send it to me. I have looked seemingly everywhere for the midis I'm missing. Thanks!

Warning: The following parodies contain some mature elements, and poke fun at Rammstein in entertaining, yet often cruel ways. No harm is meant by anything stated in them, and, of course, nothing stated in the songs are fact. You have been warned. :P

All songs are copyright of their original artists, all parodies are copyright me, Cyndiana.

THE PARODIES

Ja!
(A parody of "Yeah!" by Usher, featuring Lil' Jon and Ludacris)
ABOUT: How Richard MIGHT have ended up impregnating Till's ex wife...
LYRICS ONLY | | Parodioke!
Domina
(A parody of "Naughty Girl" by Beyonce)
ABOUT: Schneider makes a proposal after the filming of the "Mein Teil" video...
LYRICS ONLY | | Parodioke!
Reeshy's Got Back
(A parody of "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-Lot)
ABOUT: An ode to the most beautiful ass in all the world...and his buttocks too.
LYRICS ONLY | | ~~Parodioke!~~
Give it Up
(A parody of "Just Lose It" by Eminem)
ABOUT: The song that heralded the end of my "I hate Richard!" phase.
LYRICS ONLY | | Parodioke!
German Chocolate Cake
(A parody of "American Pie" by Don McLean)
ABOUT: A little tongue-in-cheek wedding gift in honor of Doomy's nuptuals.
LYRICS ONLY | | Parodioke!
I Want Doomy
(A parody of "I Want Candy" by Bow Wow Wow)
ABOUT: A short, little ode to Rammstein's sexy, closeted percussionist!.
LYRICS ONLY | | Parodioke!
Our Band
(A parody of "My Band" by Eminem and D-12)
ABOUT: It's GREAT to be Rammstein...
LYRICS ONLY | | Parodioke!
In Rammstein
(A parody of "Mr. Brightside" by the Killers)
ABOUT: A song, from Richard's POV, detailing a typical night after a gig...
LYRICS ONLY | | Parodioke!
Doomy
(A parody of "Lola" by the Kinks)
ABOUT: If I met Doomy in Berlin, it'd probably go a little something like this...
LYRICS ONLY | | Parodioke!
Wunderbar Tonight
(A parody of "Wonderful Tonight" by Eric Clapton)
ABOUT: From Paul to Schneider...liebe!
LYRICS ONLY | | Parodioke!
Live Like I Was Flake
(A parody of "Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw)
ABOUT: You aren't TRULY happy until you walk a mile in Flake's boots...
LYRICS ONLY | | ~~Parodioke!~~
My Bum
(A parody of "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas)
ABOUT: A little ditty dedicated to Richard's best feature...
LYRICS ONLY | | Parodioke!

Got your own song parody?
Send it to Cyn at phreekerchickie@yahoo.com