I met him in a club down in East Berlin
Where you drink dark beer
That gets so very nice and foamy, F-O-A-M-Y, foamy

He walked up to me, asked "Would you like to dance?"
I asked his name, and in a deep, dark voice he said "Doomy..."
D-O-O-M-Y, Doomy, Duh-duh-duh-duh, Doomy

Well, I'm not the world's most lesbian girl
but when I squeezed his boobs,
I'd have given the world to be with Doomy
Duh-duh-duh-duh, Doomy

Well, you're not dumb, why can't you understand?
I like my women to be all man
Like my Doomy, Duh-duh-duh-duh, Doomy
Duh-duh-duh-duh, Doomy

Well, we drank vodka and danced all night
Under the flashing neon lights
He picked me up, threw me across his knees
Said, "I'll spank your ass if you come home with me!"

Well, I'm not the world's most kinkiest girl
But I'd do most anything in the world
to get some Doomy, Duh-duh-duh-duh, Doomy
Duh-duh-duh-duh, Doomy

Doomy
Duh-duh-duh-duh, Doomy
Duh-duh-duh-duh, Doomy

He pushed me away
He ran for the door
I got up off the floor
and onto my knees
Well, I looked at him and I said, "Please!

Can't you see this was meant to be?"
He said, "I thought you were a man, and that's what you gotta be
if you wanna do me!"
Duh-duh-duh-duh, Doomy

Girls like their boy toys to look like girls,
It's fucked up in this MTL world
So we like Doomy, Duh-duh-duh-duh, Doomy

Well, I was home just a week before
On the forum sayin' Doomy was a whore!
Now, Doomy laughed, signalled with his hand
"With the right tool, you'll give it like a man!"

Well, I'm not the world's most feminine girl,
so I strapped one on, and I gave it a whirl,
Now I've got Doomy, Duh-duh-duh-duh, Doomy
Duh-duh-duh-duh, Doomy

Doomy
Duh-duh-duh-duh, Doomy
Duh-duh-duh-duh, Doomy

Doomy
Duh-duh-duh-duh, Doomy
Duh-duh-duh-duh, Doomy

Doomy
Duh-duh-duh-duh, Doomy
Duh-duh-duh-duh, Doomy

Doomy
Duh-duh-duh-duh, Doomy
Duh-duh-duh-duh, Doomy

Doomy
Duh-duh-duh-duh, Doomy
Duh-duh-duh-duh, Doomy

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