Comin' onto the stage,
and ja, I'm feeling just fine
gotta, gotta calm down
don't want a curtain call
How could a little kiss
have me feeling like this?
Schneider gave me a kiss,
just a quick little kiss

And now I'm half-asleep
as we're boarding the bus
Flake's reading a book
Till is makin' a fuss
Paul and Doom go to bed
suddenly I feel sick
Is Doom giving Paul head?
But he touches Paul's chest now
Paul takes off Doom's dress now
Oh, oh no!

Can't help but look,
are you kidding me?
Better than Cazzo*!

[Chorus:]
Jealousy, slowly taking over me
Their moans are my lullabyes
Doomy's got his alibis
But that's just the price you pay
When you learn your drummer's gay
and you jump on that behind...
And you're in Rammstein

Comin' off of the stage,
and ja, I'm feeling just fine
gotta, gotta calm down
didn't have a curtain call
How could a little kiss
have me feeling like this?
Schneider gave me a kiss,
just a quick little kiss

And now I'm half-asleep
as we're boarding the bus
Flake's reading a book
Till is makin' a fuss
Paul and Doom go to bed
suddenly I feel sick
Is Doom giving Paul head?
But he touches Paul's chest now
Paul takes off Doom's dress now
Oh, oh no!

Can't help but look,
are you kidding me?
Better than Cazzo*!

[Chorus:]
Jealousy, slowly taking over me
Their moans are my lullabyes
Doomy's got his alibis
But that's just the price you pay
When you learn your drummer's gay
and you jump on that behind...
And you're in Rammstein

I'm homo...I'm homo...I'm homo...I'm homo...

* Cazzo is a company that produces (REALLY GOOD) gay porn films.

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