SPOKEN (Paul):

Oh mein Gott Schneider!  Look at his arsch!
Eetz so...big!
He looks like if Jennifer Lopez and a caveman had a gay little baby!
Zee only reason anybody likes him eez because he looks a Puerto Rican manwhore, ok?
I mean...his arsch...
ist GROSSE!
eetz so...ROUND!
Und...bouncy!
I mean he's just so...qu...
Schneider?
Vere are you going???

You like big butts?
Hell so do I!
And even Paulie can't deny
When Rich is on stage with his fine ass face
and that round thing in your face
You're like "Shit!"
Fight your way up front
cuz those tight silver pants are STUFFED
Don't remember what he's wearin'
cuz at that ass you're starin'
Oh Rich, I wanna get with ya
take some dirty pictures
MTL girls want you before me
cuz that arsch you've got makes
us so horny
We all wanna hit on your skins
in the back of your Benz
use us use us, we ain't groupies so please abuse us!

You hear what we're sayin'?
We've all watched you playin'
You sweat, we're wet
Wanna share ya like a rented Corvette

I'm tired of magazines
sayin' men with butt are queens
Take an MTL girl and ask her that
Reeshy packs much back, so

MTL Girlies (Ja?),
Does Reeshy got the butt? (Hellz ja!)
Well shake it Reeshy, shake it Reeshy, shake that ghetto butt!
Reeshy got back!

(Berlin face with a J-Lo booty)

We like it round, and big
when he rocks out at a gig
We can't help ourselves
we're like animals
wanna be a part of your scandal

We wanna take you home and
ugh, TIEFER, ugh ugh
We ain't talking 'bout Playgirl
Cuz your flag don't much unfurl (whoops!)
But your booty's thick and juicy
and if that juicy doubled
We'd all be in trouble
Fightin' for a piece of that bubble

We watch other rock videos
Guitar boys flat in the back of their clothes
They've gotta go
We want our boys with booty like yours
A word to Reeshy haters
fuck off and I'll beat you later
worthless masturbaters

Reesh don't gotta be straight if he wants to fuck
he just gets it on
with who he wants
Reeshy fans must like this song
cuz they're the only ones who'll get it
I'm not sayin' Reeshy's gay
but he's a cutie, who's pretty
with a big ass booty

So Girlies (Ja!), Girlies (Ja!)
wanna get near his short and curlies (Ja!)
Then tie him down, strip him off
and let's all get him off
Cuz Reeshy got back!
Reeshy got back!

Yeah Reeshy,
when it comes to rock boys
Rolling Stone ain't got NUTHIN' to do with my selection!
Greasy, long hair and rippling muscles?
Only in LaB!

So that rock guy drives a Lexus
personal trainer named Alexis
I bet Alexis wouldn't let him have a motor in the back of his Lexus
The Doomaconda don't want none unless it's Reeshybuns!
He can do yoga or Pilates,
but he'd better keep that butt!

Some jerks wanna play that hard role
say that butt makes him a homo
But don't you believe it
unless baby you see it

So some think he's not all that?
Where the fuck they at?
Cuz he's fine as hell and the booty is kickin'
and Doomy likes to stick it
To the Reeshy haters who put him down
don't come to our towns
We want Richard, can't resist 'im
New York pizza didn't miss 'im
So Reeshy give us a kiss
Cuz you're way up on our lists
MTL wanna hit 'im
All linin' up to get with 'im

MTL girlies in every town
Wanna wrestle Reesh for a few long rounds?
Call 1-900-RAMMSTEIN
if you're lookin for a good time
Reeshy got back!
Reeshy got back!

Little in the front, but he got much back!
Little in the front, but he got much back!
Little in the front, but he got much back!
Little in the front, but he got much back!

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