A long, long time ago...Can you still remember Doomy screaming like a queen?
And we knew if he had a chance, that he'd wear skirts instead of pants
And maybe he'd be happy as could be...
But with this springtime comes a shiver, news that makes my colon quiver
Doomy's getting married!  Isn't that just scary?
I think every MTLgrrl cried when we heard about his woman-bride
We all felt pain deep inside
The day...That Doomy...lied

So...

(CHORUS)
Why why is Doom not wedding a guy? 
Is Reeshy gonna fight for him, or will he just cry? 
And all us girls just simply give up and sigh, singing
"This will be the day that he lied...This will be the day that he lied..."

Who the fuck wrote this book of love?  I know it's just great with God above, least my Bible tells me so.
Doomy lives off rock and roll, that alone's damned his mortal soul, so who cares if he's a big homo?
Well I hope she's in love with him, cuz he loves every George and Jim,
She'll live with the blues, might I suggest drinking booze?
He likes the lonely, teenage bronkin bucks, that's the type he likes to fuck I hope she knows she out of luck
The day that Doomy lies...

And we're all singin...

Why why is Doom not wedding a guy? 
Is Reeshy gonna fight for him, or will he just cry? 
And all us girls just simply give up and sigh, singing
"This will be the day that he lied...This will be the day that he lied..."

For at least two years she'll be on her own, while Doom's a dog always chasin' a bone, but that's not how it should be
But that's what you get when you wed a queen, who is both RuPaul and James Dean with a voice that comes from his knees
Oh and while she's got her head turned 'round, somewhere Doomy's goin' down, but will she feel spurned? 
Or will it be a lesson learned?
Doom flames so much, he's throwing sparks, thinks he fooled us but he missed his mark,
Yet still we sing dirges in the dark the day, that Doomy lied...

We are singin...

Why why is Doom not wedding a guy? 
Is Reeshy gonna fight for him, or will he just cry? 
And all us girls just simply give up and sigh, singing
"This will be the day that he lied...This will be the day that he lied..."

Helter Skelter comes a summer swelter
Apocalypse comes, find yourself some shelter, they're still wed, but will it last?
We all know he once smoked on grass, why can't he admit he likes man-ass?  And has had Reesh and Paul in the past.
He likes to wear girly perfume, goes with his girls' Fruit of the Looms, that he wears under his pants
Because he is a Nance...
And as he goes to take her hand, we all know and understand, he's wishing that she was a man, but today, our Doomy lied...

And still we're singin...

Why why is Doom not wedding a guy? 
Is Reeshy gonna fight for him, or will he just cry? 
And all us girls just simply give up and sigh, singing
"This will be the day that he lied...This will be the day that he lied..."

Oh and here we are all in one place, MTLgrrlz lost in space with no desire left to defend,
so come on, Doom be truthful, make it quick, you like to sit on a meaty stick, you know you are amongst friends,
oh and as we watch you on the stage, our hands are clinched in fists of rage, an angel born in hell could break your satan's spell and as music climbs high into the night, just like a sacrificial right, Satan will be laughing with delight, the day, that Doomy lied.

Satan is singin...

Why why is Doom not wedding a guy? 
Is Reeshy gonna fight for him, or will he just cry? 
And all us girls just simply give up and sigh, singing
"This will be the day that he lied...This will be the day that he lied..."

MTLgrrlz sing the blues, we were wanting happy news, but we all smile with nought to say...
We know that Doom is just a whore, but he's one that we all adore, but we all wish he'd just admit he's gay...
And in the streets the fangrrlz scream, his ex-lovers cry, and we all dream
That those words were not spoken, all our hearts are broken...
The three men that I lean on most, the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost, all agree that Doom is toast,
The day, that Doomy...lied...

MTLGrrlz singin'...

Why why is Doom not wedding a guy? 
Is Reeshy gonna fight for him, or will he just cry? 
And all us girls just simply give up and sigh, singing
"This will be the day that he lied...This will be the day that he lied..."

Sing it with me now,

Why why is Doom not wedding a guy? 
Is Reeshy gonna fight for him, or will he just cry? 
And all us girls just simply give up and sigh, singing
"This will be the day that he lied...This will be the day that he lied..."

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