God it's back...
Back again...
Don't want him (no!)
Tell your friends!
Reesh is an overglorified crack whore,
he's a crack whore, fuckin' crack whore
Reesh is an overglorifed crack whore
Alright stop!
Denial time!

When I see Reeshy, I wanna yack
Puking only stops when I see that back
I don't mean that, I mean he gives me a case of indigestion, no question
Aah aah aah aah aah
No probs, Reeshy'd never get me off
How could he ever make me wanna make some noise?
With his tool box, he'd def need some toys
That's not a stab at zee member
Merely a metaphor, but remember
I think I'm a little bit nuts sometimes
Forget everything when I see that behind
Good God, bounce it, God you're so fine!
Bend down, shake that ass! My oh my!
Then I remember, Reeshy's a manwhore
Like Botox in my belly, makes me puke like a mo-fo
Nobody's gonna know he makes you horny
Give a little kiss on a pic, it's ok
Oops! Caught you on webcam! *scream*
T-shirt that says #1 Reeshy Fan

CHORUS:
What's he know about romance?
Give him a chance?
Ja Reesh, shake that ass!
Oops, I mean Till...Till, Till, Till
(Did you think I was for real?)
I'll give it up now (Aah aah aah aah aah)
You all know anyhow (Aah aah aah aah aah)
I'm crazy (Aah aah aah aah aah)
Oh baby (Aah ahh)
Oh Reeshy baby! (Aah ahh)

It's Friday, writin' parody today
Used to be my day, before Reeshy invaded
Maybe better Monday, he's there again today
Gonna put me away
Prolly in RA (Reeshart Anonymous)
Feelin' kinda queasy
Bent over the toilet, there goes lunch
Don't know what I'm doin'
All I know is for some reason want Reesh to 'touch my body'

Excuse me Reesh, I know you're a jerk,
But all I thought about was you when I's at work
I wanna punch you in the balls and mess up your hair
Fuck it all, lemme see you in your underwear (EWWW!)
Cyn's my name, Aries my sign...
[Val] Cyn, you must be out of your mind!
Reesh! (Aah ahh!)
Schnapps goggles, blind!
Fuck that bubbly behind!

What's he know about romance?
Give him a chance?
Ja Reesh, shake that ass!
Oops, I mean Till...Till, Till, Till
(Did you think I was for real?)
I'll give it up now (Aah aah aah aah aah)
You all know anyhow (Aah aah aah aah aah)
I'm crazy (Aah aah aah aah aah)
Oh baby (Aah ahh)
Oh Reeshy baby! (Aah ahh)

It's Tuesday, and I'm locked up
I'm in Terrell*, what the fuck happened?!
They say he was running butt naked,
down the street screamin' (Aah aah aah aah aah)
I tried to fuck him, but I don't remember...
All I know is fuck it,
I ain't guilty!
They say save it, we caught you on tape
Tied him a chair, said 'Touch my body!'

Now, this is when I know I really broke down
Please God, nobody make a sound
Everything is like Buck Dich now,
See that back is bouncin' up and down and
Come back to reality!
Reesh is so faggoty...
I'm ready to throw down and battle...
I'm a grown woman
Chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba
I don't have any to say right here so
Chuba chuba chuba fellas what? fellas what?
Grab his left nut, make your boyfriends jealous what?
Black girls, white girls, skinny girls, fat girls, tall girls, small girls
He's calling all girls
Because he is a manwhore
Wants to have a chance to romance yours
Butt squeezin', his so pleasin'
Gotta go! (aah aah aah aah)
He can't be appealin'!

What's he know about romance?
Give him a chance?
Ja Reesh, shake that ass!
Oops, I mean Till...Till, Till, Till
(Did you think I was for real?)
I'll give it up now (Aah aah aah aah aah)
You all know anyhow (Aah aah aah aah aah)
I'm crazy (Aah aah aah aah aah)
Oh baby (Aah ahh)
Oh Reeshy baby! (Aah ahh)

Mmmmm Reeshy touch my body...
Mmmmm Reeshy touch my body...
Ooh Reesh, just touch my body...
I mean TILL, just touch my body...

* Terrell is a city with a BIG nuthouse (state mental hospital) here in Texas.  In my area, if you feel like your are going crazy, you say "I'm going to end up in Terrell!"

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