[Till-Intro]
Oh mein gott, man...
I zink everyone's just jealous and scheisse cuz we're such a bad ass band, ja?
Und I zink everyone's got a problem with us being German, man...
Und zey need to take it up with me after zee show...
*cracks his knuckles*
Because...

[Chorus]
These chicks can't even say the name of our band
But they're all on us like some Backstreet Boys' fans
We blow zee fire, and they know we're hot men
USA girls want us cuz we're German...

[Verse 1 - Till]
So I'm off zee stage, right?
I drop mein mic
Walk up to the hot frauleins like,
"Hallo fillies, my name ist Tilly
Und I'm ths singer of Rammstein, silly!"
Zere like, "Oh mein Gott, ist Till"
"Susie oh my ficken Gott, he's real!"
"We're American, but we still zink you rock!"
"Oh Tilly, please can we share your cock?"
Und by now mein Flake gets jealous
Drags me around backstage by my fellas...
All zee guys start yellin', und all zee hot babes
Throw their bras, und zere shirts und panties on stage
So like every single night one of zem fights with me
But when we fight it ends up like a Cazzo DVD
Und right back to the stage the next night with me
But that is just how it's always gonna be
Yesterday Paul tried to go down on me
But I told him Flake's like a wife to me
This rock star sheisse, it's the life for me
And all the other guys dig it because

[Chorus]
These chicks can't even say the name of our band
But they're all on us like some Backstreet Boys' fans
We blow zee fire, and they know we're hot men
USA girls want us cuz we're German...
German [x6]
Hot men
German [x2]

[Verse 2 - Doomy]
You just wanna see me wearing knickers, don't ya?
You think me goin TV is so sexy, don't you?
For me wearing hot pants is enough performance
But I perform better when I'm on the tour bus
If I play straight, you know I'm a liar
My flame so bright you think I'm on fire!
Got more panties than pants in my dressing room
And I love Reesh though he's hung like a decimal
See, I know how to be a man, it's simple but,
I'd rather look like an East Berlin slut
So now you know the facts, wanna take a pass
I'll do jumping jacks while you whip me all over my ass!

[Verse 3 - Flake and Paul]
Flake: Look at Till, little fine ass, isn't he the shit?
Paul:  Look at him, look at you, how does it fit?
Flake: Oh it's really simple, I'll explain it to you
([Till:] What are you talking about, you two?)
Paul: Tell me after soundcheck...
Flake: Paul, I'm not goin' to soundcheck!
Paul:  Then tell me when he's done using your ass, I guess.
Flake:  You know we're gonna be humpin!
Hey Tillybear!
([Till:] You need something, nerdmuffin?)
Flake: Aww...no
Paul:  I thought you needed him for something, what's up?
Flake: I just love to hear him call me that mushy stuff!
Paul:  I'm about to get sick and throw up over you two...
Flake:  I hope you feel better later, well, I'm off to screw!
Paul:  I swear, I swear man...

[Chorus]
These chicks can't even say the name of our band
But they're all on us like some Backstreet Boys' fans
We blow zee fire, and they know we're hot men
USA girls want us cuz we're German...

[Verse 4 - Olli]
They say the other members rock, but the bassist does not
Once we sold out shows in parking lots
I'm gonna let the world know that bass is hot
I should cut their mics off when the musics starts
Ready to snap on a dummarsch fan
Every time i hear (Olli, you're in the band?)
Ja, I'm in the band bitch, see this instrument?!
So why they get 90 and I only get 10 percent?
And these guys are known in every area code
([Till:] Olli, carry my bag)
Fag, carry your own!
Can't get on the stage, security don't know me
(Who the fuck are you? Where's Till and RK-B?!)

[Verse 5 - Richard]
Goddammit I'm sick of this shit!
Time for me to go solo and make my own hits!
I really write the songs and wrote all the chords
Till's a con artist out scammin' on whores
Mein Teil, bitch, I wrote that!
Engel, fucker, I wrote that!
Fuck them all, I got some suggestions
Fuck Till, let them ask me some questions
Like who's Rammstein, how we get started
(Didn't Till think of it?)
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the hottest guy in the group
Little ass pecker, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy)
I love to do sit-ups to get buff
But I've done too much coke and can't get it up!
Fuck Rammstein, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with Americans!

[Till]
Oh Reeshy can't you see that you're the one for me
and it just tears mein arsch apart to know that you don't like this band...
[Chorus - Richard]
But chicks can't even say the name of our band...(ha ha)
I want them on me like I'm in a boy band...(Fuck Rammstein!)
Cuz when I get blown, then I'll know I'm the man...
All because I' ll be lead singer of my band...
My Band [Repeated 9x]

[Outro]
The hottest boy band in the world...
Rammstein!
[Till as a salsa singer]
I'm the lead singer of my band, I get Flake to take off his underpants
And the best song by my band, Mein Teil
Gets all the slutty girls in our pants
Mein Teil, look out for our next single, it's called Mein Teil...
Mein Teil, Teil, Teil, Teil, Mein Teil
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And Schneider wears their underpants
Mein Teil makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
And watch me get in Flake's underpants, Mein Teil...
(Where'd everybody go?)

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