Cyndiana---HTML design (a.k.a. Template Tinkerer)

Cyndiana hails from the dusty, untamed land that is Texas, USA.  Rammstein came into her life via the shitty Mortal Kombat: Annihilation soundtrack.  Being that Engel was the ONLY good song on there, needless to say, it stood out, and the rest is history.  Her favorite member is Flake.  Her Flake obsession is DEEP.  It has gone so far that she constantly refers to herself as Frau Lorenz, and even has a tiny X-Mas stocking over her bed with the name "Christian" on it.  Ja, it is THAT bad.  Her hobbies are writing songs, short stories, unfinished movie scripts, and GADS of Rammstein slash fan fiction.  Her favorite Rammstein song is "Los", though she considers "Morgenstern" to be HER song.  That's right, she is convinced in some sort of cosmic mojo connection, Till Lindemann got into her head and wrote it for her.  Her least favorite Rammstein member is Richard, much to the disgust of her fellow Rammstein kindred.  She can't help it, she's not a fan of pretty boys, and Botox is yuck (come on, she thinks Flake is sexy, how high could her standards BE?).  Her favorite Rammstein video is "Engel" because "Flake is SOOOO tasty in it! *SQUEE!*"  Her secret Rammstein shame, BESIDES having wet dreams about Flake, is that she spent $37 to get "Reise, Reise" a bit early, when she could have gotten it from the store she works at for $13. ZOINKS!   Her dream is to one day marry Flake, have a village of his children, and live with him, happily ever after, in a fairy tale cottage in Germany.  In reality, just being able to one day live in Germany would be peachy.  She speaks English as her primary language, knows a good bit of German, and a smidgeon of Spanish, and is gay enough to use the word "smidgeon" in casual conversation.   Last bits of info:  Her favorite food is Italian, her favorite movie is "Velvet Goldmine", and her favorite comedian is Eddie Izzard.

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